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I'M GOING TO MEET RUSSELL CROWE. YESS ITS TRUE ahhhhhh i dont know when but i will.
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[21 Sep 2005|05:46pm] |
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Yooooo. Yeah it seems like I'm getting addicted to livejournal again. & COFFEE <333 another love of my life. Soo yeah school was boring today. As usual. I guess we'll just skip right to story time? Sounds good to me. Well this story is kinda gross but completely TRUE. HAH yeah..
Okay so this girl, lets just call her Naomi, was going to meet her boyfriends parents for the very first time. She was really nervous and wanted to make a good impression. So when her boyfriends mom asked if chicken was alright for dinner, Naomi said yes, although it gives her the runs. So they eat dinner and Naomi had to go to the bathroom afterwards. She goes to the bathroom and poops, but when she goes to flush the toilet it wont flush. OHH SHIT ITS BROKEN. So Naomi didnt want to leave her poop there, so being the idiot that she is, she picked it out of the toilet and throws it out the window thinking it would land in the grass outside and her boyfriends parents would think it was from the dog. She washes her hands and goes back to the dinner table. She sits down and notices everyone at the table has these looks of disgust on their faces, they are also staring at the ceiling. So Naomi looks up to see what all the fuss is about and she sees 3 pieces of poop sitting on the ceiling !! hahhahaha hah Her boyfriend has a sun roof so its like a glass ceiling and the poop landed on the ceiling and everyone saw it. hahahahha hahaha ha ha hahaha hahaha Ohh god.. that Naomi.. gotta love her.
I hope that entertained you. haha <333
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[20 Sep 2005|04:07pm] |
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What upppp. I am so freakin tired of school already. I dont feel like going. Ohh well. Yeah so who loveddddddddd Laguna? I DID. I LOVE KRISTIN!! ahah. Okay so moving on. Theres nothing really too interesting happening that I could write about so I guess I'll move on to story time. hah.
Okay so now its story time. hahahaha this was soo funny. I had a dream about this so I guess I'll tell. I was walking hoem from my friend's house last year and I dont know what I was doing but I was like watchign my feet I guess and I tripped cause I was wearing these adidas flip flops that always make me stumble a little. So I'm walking and I tripped and fell to the side, and at the exact moment this old man was getting out of his car and as he opened his car door I fell to the side and my head whacked against the door. hhaha soo funny so I'm on the ground and my head is killing me. The guy is like freaking out. I was soo embarrased so I just got up and walked away hahaha.. and these 8th graders saw me and there like "do you want us to drive you home on our bikes or call your mom or something??" I was like nahh its cool. I felt soo dumb. Funny though. I'm sucha cluts. hah I gotta eat.
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[17 Sep 2005|11:00pm] |
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Hello darlings. Yess its true the LJ is back in action. Soo yeah school started. UGH. These are the periods I love: LUNCH. These are the other periods that I am forced to go to: 1,2,3,4,5,6,8. Yeah but there not that bad I got my girl JACLYNNN FERRRYYY in most of them and Lauren <33 in ONE. THAT SADDENS ME. Allison <33 is also in a some. So anyway, I am really bored sitting here eating some milk duds and drinking some orange juice <33333 the loves of my life. hahah time for a story..
So I'm walking home fomr the playground around 11 and I'm looking around and I see a guy in his car. He looks like he dosent have a shirt on so I'm like okay? So then he opens the car door and it looks like he is pantless also. So I'm like WTF?? I guess he saw me looking at him and he goes, "hello there young lady. I'm like hi? and he starts hysterical laughing? I was like wow creeper. Yeah so that was the basically the topper of my night. hahah
Yah no what commercial I love haha?? The PPT commercial on Wild and Out. hahah It cracks me up everytime. For those who havent seen it this is what happens in it. The guy and the girl are in bed and shes like omg I think im pregnant. And the guys like WTF BITCH IM MARRIED! and he like you gots to take da PPT tes and shes like you mean the EPT test and hes like no the PPT its pre paternal test. So he takes the test and hes like see this aint my baby this is Larrys baby.. congrats Larry. hahahah I dont kno why but I love it. Okay time for bed. <33333
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HOLY SHIT.... I'M BRINGING BACK THE LJ KIDS.. I KNO I KNO THIS IS HUGE NEWS SO JUST TRY AND KEEP UR PANTS ON ...UPDATE WILL BE SOOOOOON!
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[10 May 2005|05:10pm] |
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Ohh torrance cant stand your cheerleading squad but I love your pom poms I'd feed you bon bons all night.
1 2 3 4 Yeah you got me to feel all those butterflies inside in you locker I would hide the truth its only you I see and your just what I need. I'd brign you flowers everyday just to roll you int he hay and I'm feeling fine I'm right on time I know I'll get my wayyyyyyyy. And your just what I need. Your just what I need. Not everything works as it seems and thats so hard to beleiveee. And your just what I need and your just what I need. Not everything works as it seems and thats so hard to believeeeeeeeeee. BLAHHHHH?
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